Never Blow a Whistle at a Basketball Game

In high school I dated the same guy from when I was 14-18. I went to all of his basketball games. Every one. And I hate basketball. Luckily I had my good friend, Angel, to sit with who watched her boyfriend play. Together we'd check out cute butts and laugh at our own stupid jokes.

During a game, one of us (I'll blame Angel), brought a whistle. Thinking it would be funny, I blew it.

Then entire gym froze. All of the players, coaches and spectators looked to the bleachers. It hit me very quickly that the refs blow whistles, too.

Angel and I quickly looked around behind us like, "Who's the idiot who blew a whistle during a basketball game?"

Luckily no one ever knew it was us. Except for our cute-butt boyfriends who we told later, I'm sure.
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Never Blow a Whistle at a Basketball Game

In high school I dated the same guy from when I was 14-18. I went to all of his basketball games. Every one. And I hate basketball. Luckily I had my good friend, Angel, to sit with who watched her boyfriend play. Together we'd check out cute butts and laugh at our own stupid jokes.

During a game, one of us (I'll blame Angel), brought a whistle. Thinking it would be funny, I blew it.

Then entire gym froze. All of the players, coaches and spectators looked to the bleachers. It hit me very quickly that the refs blow whistles, too.

Angel and I quickly looked around behind us like, "Who's the idiot who blew a whistle during a basketball game?"

Luckily no one ever knew it was us. Except for our cute-butt boyfriends who we told later, I'm sure.
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